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2:16am September 2, 2014
helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

2:16am September 2, 2014
kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

2:16am September 2, 2014
2:15am September 2, 2014

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

2:15am September 2, 2014

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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2:15am September 2, 2014
hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

2:14am September 2, 2014

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

2:13am September 2, 2014

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

2:13am September 2, 2014
dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

2:12am September 2, 2014

tinalikesbutts:

same

2:06am September 2, 2014
sofapizza:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

I’M SCREAMING

i thought the dress picked up some random debris baby

sofapizza:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

I’M SCREAMING

i thought the dress picked up some random debris baby

2:05am September 2, 2014
2:05am September 2, 2014

actualholyrome:

italy and chests: a saga

2:03am September 2, 2014
2:02am September 2, 2014